Spices

Surely these are the last days

2007-12-17T18:52:33Z

UniSol and Wow together?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MYPvQysqaQ

via News of the Weird

2007-07-26T13:45:14Z

The Jesus World Tour: Recent Play-Dates: Conneaut, Ohio, March (image of Jesus on a pancake); Glasgow, Scotland, March (image of Jesus in a woman's ultrasound scan); Kamloops, British Columbia, March (image of Jesus on a baking sheet); Sacramento, Calif., March (image of Jesus on burned wallpaper); Houston, Texas, February (image of Jesus in a pizza pan); Crystal City, Texas, February (image of Jesus in the bark of a tree); Morton, Texas, January (image of Jesus in ice in the freezer of a grocery store); Avery Park, Ga., January (image of Jesus stained on shower tile).

Clown College

2007-07-19T15:17:02Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5s4tmA-8-A

I feel like I need to do this at some point.

Everybody, summertime love, you'll remember me

2007-07-19T15:03:13Z

Whatever happened to disco anyway? I'm sad that I missed out on that.

i said: "kiss me, you're beautiful - these are truly the last days"

2007-07-16T13:37:03Z

Ted Leo at the WhirlyBall? WTF, reality? ain't none of ya'll got Santa's back? That's fucked up wit ya'll.

You got me burnin' up

2007-07-03T15:20:36Z

This song makes me want to go run directly down the street and end up only god knows where.

Cooler than the polar bear's toenails

2007-04-24T19:59:46Z

Does anyone know of a good haberdashery in the city? I'm looking to commission the fabrication of some headwear.

Alas, I have returned

2007-04-14T01:30:24Z

Apparently Floreda is out. What a foolish state.

delicious!

2007-03-14T15:13:30Z

Happy Pi Day!

http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-987.png

more elegant

2007-03-02T20:49:16Z

fun removeSpaces y = implode (foldr (fn (x, z) => if x = #" " then z else (x::z)) [] (explode( y )));

how I missed ye

2007-02-23T21:50:49Z

fun removeSpaces y = concat (map (fn x => if x = #" " then "" else implode([x])) (explode( y )));

Oh Joy.

I should have known you're crazy

2007-02-22T03:33:10Z

No one ever told me when I was alone
They just thought I'd know better, better.
No one ever told me when I was alone
They just thought I'd know better, better

The hardest part this troubled heart has never yet been through now
We've healed the scars that got their start inside someone like you now
Well had I known or I'd been shown back when I longed you'd take me
To break the charge that brought me home and all that won't erase me

I never would know that I could
No matter what you'd pay me.
Replay the part, you stole my heart
I should have known you're crazy

If all I knew was that with you
I'd want someone to save me
It'd be enough, but just my luck
I fell in love and baby all that I wanted was

Now I know you better
You know I'd know better,
Now I know you better

So bittersweet, this tragedy won't ask for absolution
This melody inside of me still searches for solution
A twist of fate, A change of heart
Kills my infatuation
Of a broken heart
To provide the spark for my determination

No one ever told me when I was alone
They just thought I'd know better, better
No one ever told me when I was alone
They just thought I'd know better, better

All that I wanted was
Now I know you better
You know I'd know better
Now I know you better

I never wanted you to be so full of anger,
I never wanted you to be somebody else
I never wanted you to be someone afraid to know themselves
I only wanted you to see things for yourself

All that I wanted was
Now I know you better
Now we all know better
All that I wanted was

If I were you
I'd manage to abhor the invitation
Of promised love that can't keep up
with your adoration
Just use your head and in the end
You’ll find your inspiration,
To choose your steps, I won't regret
This kind of aggravation

No one ever told me when I was alone
They just thought I'd know better, better
No one ever told me when I was alone
They just thought I'd know better, better

the way it is

2006-12-07T05:01:14Z

ho ho, and so on to the season.

Hrmmm

2006-05-30T14:42:48Z

I'm not quite dead, as some may suspect. But now I need a vacation from the mini-vacation. D'oh

choppity chop

2006-04-10T13:34:37Z

the home opener is tonight and should be a good time for all. we'll be lurking somewhere.

u got the look

2006-04-06T18:32:24Z

You’ve got the look, you’ve got the hook
U sho’nuf do be cookin’ in my book
Your face is jammin’
Your body’s heck-a-slammin’
If your love is good, let’s get 2 rammin’ -- now
U got the look, u got the look

PSA

2006-04-06T17:58:37Z

Being morbidly obese does not qualify you for the status of a disabled person, but apparently it can qualify you for the status of a complete asshole. Bear this in mind when you are next ingesting 500+ buffalo wings, extra spicy.

Europe, why have you forsaken me?

2006-04-04T22:16:06Z

This song makes absolutely no sense at all. Shame on you Europe, shame on you.

the Braves et al

2006-04-04T14:13:38Z

Why must our bullpen be so agonizingly uneven yet again?

Also, the Nintendo DS is a nifty piece of hardware. They make too many fun toys.

I am intrigued by your ideas and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

2006-04-03T14:40:19Z

Another long, lazy weekend has come to a close. Let's do a recap, shall we? Yes, let's.

Friday:
After a pleasent and always somewhat bizarre ride home on the train, I arrived to find that my DS had NOT arrived, but the carrying case for it had. This was less than optimal. But no matter. I quickly purchased some beer and proceeded to wander around the house and drink until Russ arrived, at which point we did more of the same, then wandered in a westward direction until reaching Eddie's Attic, whereupon we joined (or were joined by, depending on how you look at it) pelicanavenue, mathslut, vomikronnoxis, girlsonfilm, Brandon, Kevin, Johnny and Jen Carter (who was looking finer than was previously imagined possible), although not in this particular order. The show commenced at around whenever and was reasonably awesome, with at least one tune that I had not heard before. Jen seemed to be doing sketches of some kind, which gave an impression of a bizarre courtroom drama, perhaps something out of a particular odd epsiode of Law & Order, but where instead of having proceedings in a courtroom, they're actually in a bar and somebody is giving their testimony in the form of song. Anyway, after all this concluded the majority of us eventually made it down to Twains for some potential shuffleboard and whatnot. Unfortunately by this time I had also consumed 8+ beers and 2+ shots and so things quickly went into a haze and I woke up the next morning in my bed. A reasonable ending, at the least, or at the last. However, this takes us neatly into episode 2:

Saturday:
Waffle House at 10 or so in the morning. Delicious, but they were out of chili, which was unfortunate. I did however take the opportunity to drunkenly call Ack and taunt him for no particular reason, which was not overly pleased with. Directly after consuming our food Russ and I returned to my abode and he proceeded to travel home while I made a line for the couch and passed out for oh, about 9 solid hours of nap time. Skip to later in the evening at Jenn and Sammy's place, where we gathered to play some cards with the Lan and Evan. After 2 games of such and many beers, it was now 5 in the morning (no thanks to daylight "savings". bastards), so I proceded to watch "Mean Girls". Not terrible, but I kept confusing it with "Saved", which made the ending very confusing.

And finally, Sunday:
Not much going on here, apart from some pickup of La Casita. This is highly recommended for all. That is if you find yourself in or near East Atlanta any time soon.

All in all, a highly wasteful and wasted weekend. Good times.

How very depressing

2006-03-31T13:51:41Z

Can you imagine working for a company named "Compucredit"? How would you even get up in the morning?

very confusing

2006-03-28T15:34:41Z

this song seems to have nothing to do with actual puppies.

My secret shame

2006-03-23T14:55:43Z

No, not flowers, but Arbor Mist. I drank a bottle of one of the "red" varieties last evening. And you know what? It was fuckin' delicious.

wtf?!

2006-03-22T19:47:22Z

fracturing ribs on a rocking chair? contractions? it's madness:

"Incidents/Injuries: Wal-Mart has received 55 incident reports including
45 injuries. Those injuries include a cut in the leg requiring 16 stitches, a slight concussion, fractured ribs, wrist and cervical/lumbar sprains, upper back injuries, a pinched nerve, a shoulder joint tear, and one incident in which a pregnant woman began having contractions after the display chair in which she was sitting flipped over backwards.
Many of the injuries occurred on display models in Wal-Mart stores."

from:

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml06/06117.html

Brick Store Pub

2006-03-21T15:16:26Z

Tomorrow evening, 8ish. If anyone is interested. I'll be there irregardless.